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Come in. Be my friend. I like you.
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I am eternity. I am the end. I am the beggining, I am the end.
I am that of which you dare not speak. I am
THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS.
You are visitor No. 666.
What do you want with me? WHY DO YOU BOTHER ME?
I WILL HURT YOU. IF YOU DARE PROCEED, YOU CAN
LEARN ABOUT SATANS SENSITIVE SIDE HERE.
Or you can learn of my plot here.
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Satans Sensitive Side
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Yes, even though I am the Lord Of Darkness, I have a sensitive side.
When im not persuing my duties of eternal damnation, I might go
fishing, persue a love interest, or just go out for a cup of iced tea.
I enjoy iced mocha with a nice crumpett. I also like to hang out at
the blue oyester, the local gay bar. [No, ladies, im not gay, just a
little by] I also persue a interest in hairdressing in my off time.
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Satans Plot {Last updated March 20, 1994]
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MY EVIL PLAN IS......
Goal #1
I have been informed by certain forces that bill clinton
has a certain intern by the name of Monica Lewinsky. I will
tempt her, and then gain control of her mind. I will then
force her to have certain sexuall realtions with Bill Clinton.
I will then allow this scandal to leak through a friend of Monica,
Linda Tripp, who is in fact a Demon disguised [Poorly] as a woman.
This plot will then undermine the Evil Empire known as the Democratic
Party by decreasing the credibility of its Presidential candidates for
eternity.
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Insane Clown Posse
I got all of the above pictures here. I choose to avoid copyright infringement. All my advocates are busy.
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